MABUK LAGI..sapa suruh

Citer ni member aku yg beritau. Sampai nak pecah perut dibuatnya. It

happen at Jalan Loke Yew. Satu malam tu kawan pompuan ni la, dia baru

jer balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum ler

tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk. So masa on the way home she got blocked

from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on but

unfortunately at the same time tu, there was an accident happen a cross the road. Quite

major jugaklah accident and the policeman leave her and rushed to the

accident scene.

So this ****** girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne,

she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.

So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu

tanya dia, “AWAK PEGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?”

Pompuan ni pulak jawab, “TAK KEMANA ENCIK. SAYA KAT RUMAH JER.

” So polis tu tanya lagi, “BETUL KER???”

Pompuan tu jawab, “BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK GI MANA2, TANYA LER

NGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA.”

So polis tu kata, “YE KER? (sambil tergelak) MARI SINI, KELUAR JAP”

Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, “HA!!! ITU KETA SAPA TU??”

Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawak keta polis yg

malam tadi balik rumah, dia ingat keta dia sebab kaler sama warna

putih (wira) cuma keta dia takde sticker polis kat tepi pintu jer. Tak

pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.